How come I just found this and it’s been sitting in my drafts for 124853 years???
How about fuck yes. Great prompt idea. Thanks for requesting!
You should be able to figure out by the title that this is smut and if you can’t you’re probably too young to read this.
Best smut I’ve ever read good job!! Xxx
Hey can you do a Dan Howell imagine where y/n is an actress and he has a HUGE crush on her. Then he ends up messing everything up.
A/N: Sure thing lil’ lady. Tried to make it as long as possible ^_^
Dan’s P.O.V: I walked along the red carpet until we were stopped by an interviewer.
“Hello Dan. Phil. Are you excited about today’s sneak preview of ‘Mr Popular and I’ ?” He smiled removing the mic from his lips and handed it to me and Phil.
“I’m defiantly excited. Y/N is an amazing actress and her and Channing Tatum have done a really good job.” Phil smiled then turned to wave at some fans.
“What about you Dan what are you thoughts on the matter?” Him and Phil both turned to me as I struggled to answer.
“Well every film Y/N is in is good, so I’m sure this will be equally as satisfying.” I chuckled. Suddenly cheers were heard from behind us and I spun round to see Y/N in all her glory. Her dress fit her structure perfectly and her hair was put up in a beautiful up doe everything about her was beautiful. Everything. She waved and smiled, signing a few autographs, she walked alone which was surprising because she was due to come with her boyfriend.
“Dan, I think you should close your mouth… You might catch flies.” Phil laughed. Y/N and I made eye contact for a short amount of time she smiled and waved. I smiled back and looked down trying to hide my blush. The interviewer we were with had disappeared to get a piece of the action.
We made our way into the hall where a projected screen had the trailer of ‘Mr Popular and I” playing on repeat. I watched Y/N as she approached Channing Tatum and gave him a smile and a kiss on the cheek. I couldn’t help but sigh.
“Are you okay Dan?” Phil asked trying to find out who I was looking at.
“No I’m fine don’t worry about me. I’m good. Really I am wonderful couldn’t be better.” I replied all to quickly for Phil to take in and he gave me a concerned glance before turning to watch the trailer for the 3rd time. I returned to looking at Y/N but she was already looking at me. I smiled shyly and she did the same, whispering something in her neighbours ear. She got up and walked towards me. I suddenly got hot and bothered, extremely insecure and above all else worried. She came to sit next to me and Phil. Phil suddenly became aware of what was going on and eagerly came to join in the conversation.
“Hey, Dan and Phil right?” She asked nervously correctly pointing to each of us. Phil nodded smiling and I just stared.
“Y-You know my name?” I stuttered. She looked at me in a mixture of disbelief and confusion.
“Yeah I’ve been on your radio one show twice and interviewed you.” She laughed and turned to Phil who was rolling his eyes at my stupidity. Suddenly the host announced food and Phil immediately got up to attend waving to us both.
“Are you okay Dan?” She asked worried. She put a hand to my forehead and felt my boiling skin beneath her soft silky hands that were decorated with pretty nail art. She laughed.
“You could fry an egg on your head yah know.” She laughed again.
I went to grab a napkin to dab my fore head but instead knocked her drink all down her dress. She jumped backwards. Channing Tatum ran over to her obviously realising what happened and gave me a surprised look.
“Are you okay Y/N?” He asked. She just smiled widely. She nodded and someone called him over so he left with an apology.
“I am SO sorry Y/N.” I bit my lip ashamed.
“Its okay, really it is. Can you please go to my car and grab the bag in the back? I’ll be in the unisex toilets.” And with that she handed be her keys and ran off.
I trailed my way to her huge car, way way off my price limit and extremely shiny. I grabbed the bag and ran into the toilets. Handing her the bag she quickly stripped down in front of me reaching for a Glamour’s short dress. My mouth opened so wide, my jaw probably reached the floor.
“Dan calm down, I’m sure you’ve seen plenty of girls body’s with a face like that.” She smiled lifting my jaw so it closed then adjusting her hair she took my hand.
“Y/N I’m sorry again.” I looked down.
“Its okay honestly.” She lifted my chin. We looked deeply into each others eyes. But my brown orbs instinctively trailed down to her glossy lips. She took the hint and pressed them to mine lovingly. After she released me she laughed I must of been as red as a tomato. I laughed with her and we returned to the hall hand in hand.
A/N: Don’t ask why Channing Tatum was in it! Hope it was alright ^_^
Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one
I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens.
bitch were getting you a puppy ok
Keep going for the puppy!!!
She needs dah puppy!
Omg guys I have kik: itsaubreysuniverse
And I was wandering if anyone wanted to roleplay (keeping it clean) about anyone really and maybe we can do 'private chats' or group chats!! So like find me on kik and we can roleplay if you want just an idea!?!
If I don't reply I'm probably at school or sleeping!!
I'll set it up tomorrow and send out a message when I'm done!!!!