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"Y/N! Wake up lazy!" Michael gently shook you.
“Urgh fi- Why are you wearing a pink bow?” You giggle.
“Personally I think I look awesome.” His Aussie accent seeping through his words.
“It actually suites you which is kinda scary..” He chuckled at this and grabbed you by the waist, holding you tightly. “And why are you so cuddly today?” You ask with hints of sarcasm.
“Because I wwwuv you!” He squeezed you tighter, placing a lingering kiss on your lips.
“More then video games?” You cocked your head to the side and straddled with stray bits if hair.
“Your asking for a bit to much now.” He laughed obviously joking.
“Well I know when I’m not wanted, good luck getting GTA 5 to make you sandwiches.” You strutted out of the room after struggling to free from his grasp. You heard a whine from the bedroom you had just left, and you chuckle evilly at that. Today you decided you were going to have some fun with Mikey. You headed towards the bathroom and started a shower. As the water cascaded down your back and front you decided on what shower gel to pick, you chose one that you knew drove your darling boyfriend mad. After the shower you applied your makeup you looked stunning with a light smokey eye and extended lashes. You got dressed in a tight revealing top and a skater skirt, with heels. You finished your look by putting your hair up in a high ponytail leaving your fringe to hang. You made your way to the living room where all the boys were playing Fifa including 1D. You usually avoided One Direction because your ex Harry always seemed to know how to annoy you. 
“Hey babe!” You called out to Michael. He looked up briefly to reply then suddenly realised that a beautiful goddess was standing before him.
“Woah! *cough, cough* Holy shit.” His voice cracking.
“Room for a small one?” You asked referring to Michaels lap. He nodded but kept his eyes fixed on you. The other boys were trying not to look at your chest but also keep their attention to the game that Mikey was winning. You delicately sat on his lap and clung on to him, wrapping your arms around his neck and playing with his hair bow.
You noticed particular eyes watching you but chose to ignore it, they were Harry’s. You and Harry had not broke up on good terms, he had cheated on you with Taylor and then when they split up he tried running back to you. You hummed heartbreak girl and kissed your boyfriend on the cheek. He smiled and bit his lip struggling to focus on the game. Ashton who wasn’t even playing was sat next to your helpless boyfriend and was showing the same signs. He was your best friend so this must be awkward to him.
“Hey Ash, are we still going out for lunch?” He looked up at you eyes scanning your face. Every now and again they would awkwardly trail down only to be quickly returned to your confused eyes.
“Yeah, I mean if Mikey’s okay with it.” We both turned to Ashy’s band mate who hadn’t been paying any attention and became worried as to what he had done.
“Okay I’m sorry! I ate the last slice!” He confessed.
“Wait you did what!” Luke paused the game death glaring at Michael.
“I said I was sorry!” Michael raised his arms in defeat. 
“Whatever I’m out of here losers.” You sighed walking off to the kitchen. You could here Mikey and Luke still arguing occasionally Calum or Niall would add a word or two in. You laughed and bent down to the mini fridge for a Capri Sun, when you felt a hand collided with your ass. You looked up innocently to find Harry smirking at you. 
“What was that for.” You said raising an eyebrow.
Harry approached you placing his hands on your waist. You were powerless he had you pushed you up against the wall hands either side of your head. 
“Harry fuck off you know I’m with Mikey.” You growled trying to escape somehow. 
“Your point being?” He had a mysterious grin playing on his lips, as they moved closer to yours. 
“Get your fucking hands off of my girlfriend!” You looked towards the door of the kitchen Mikey was standing with the most evil look on his face. Some of the other boys had gathered to see what was going on and were shocked to see what was happening. Luckily for you it didn’t look as if this was what you had planned. Harry winked at you and exited the kitchen lightly bashing Mikey on the shoulder as he left.
You ran up to your boyfriend and held him tightly not caring that the boys were still here you attached your lips to his as they moved in sync. The boys awkwardly shuffled away and you were left in a make out session with your hero!

"Y/N! Wake up lazy!" Michael gently shook you.
“Urgh fi- Why are you wearing a pink bow?” You giggle.
“Personally I think I look awesome.” His Aussie accent seeping through his words.
“It actually suites you which is kinda scary..” He chuckled at this and grabbed you by the waist, holding you tightly. “And why are you so cuddly today?” You ask with hints of sarcasm.
“Because I wwwuv you!” He squeezed you tighter, placing a lingering kiss on your lips.
“More then video games?” You cocked your head to the side and straddled with stray bits if hair.
“Your asking for a bit to much now.” He laughed obviously joking.
“Well I know when I’m not wanted, good luck getting GTA 5 to make you sandwiches.” You strutted out of the room after struggling to free from his grasp. You heard a whine from the bedroom you had just left, and you chuckle evilly at that. Today you decided you were going to have some fun with Mikey. You headed towards the bathroom and started a shower. As the water cascaded down your back and front you decided on what shower gel to pick, you chose one that you knew drove your darling boyfriend mad. After the shower you applied your makeup you looked stunning with a light smokey eye and extended lashes. You got dressed in a tight revealing top and a skater skirt, with heels. You finished your look by putting your hair up in a high ponytail leaving your fringe to hang. You made your way to the living room where all the boys were playing Fifa including 1D. You usually avoided One Direction because your ex Harry always seemed to know how to annoy you.
“Hey babe!” You called out to Michael. He looked up briefly to reply then suddenly realised that a beautiful goddess was standing before him.
“Woah! *cough, cough* Holy shit.” His voice cracking.
“Room for a small one?” You asked referring to Michaels lap. He nodded but kept his eyes fixed on you. The other boys were trying not to look at your chest but also keep their attention to the game that Mikey was winning. You delicately sat on his lap and clung on to him, wrapping your arms around his neck and playing with his hair bow.
You noticed particular eyes watching you but chose to ignore it, they were Harry’s. You and Harry had not broke up on good terms, he had cheated on you with Taylor and then when they split up he tried running back to you. You hummed heartbreak girl and kissed your boyfriend on the cheek. He smiled and bit his lip struggling to focus on the game. Ashton who wasn’t even playing was sat next to your helpless boyfriend and was showing the same signs. He was your best friend so this must be awkward to him.
“Hey Ash, are we still going out for lunch?” He looked up at you eyes scanning your face. Every now and again they would awkwardly trail down only to be quickly returned to your confused eyes.
“Yeah, I mean if Mikey’s okay with it.” We both turned to Ashy’s band mate who hadn’t been paying any attention and became worried as to what he had done.
“Okay I’m sorry! I ate the last slice!” He confessed.
“Wait you did what!” Luke paused the game death glaring at Michael.
“I said I was sorry!” Michael raised his arms in defeat.
“Whatever I’m out of here losers.” You sighed walking off to the kitchen. You could here Mikey and Luke still arguing occasionally Calum or Niall would add a word or two in. You laughed and bent down to the mini fridge for a Capri Sun, when you felt a hand collided with your ass. You looked up innocently to find Harry smirking at you.
“What was that for.” You said raising an eyebrow.
Harry approached you placing his hands on your waist. You were powerless he had you pushed you up against the wall hands either side of your head.
“Harry fuck off you know I’m with Mikey.” You growled trying to escape somehow.
“Your point being?” He had a mysterious grin playing on his lips, as they moved closer to yours.
“Get your fucking hands off of my girlfriend!” You looked towards the door of the kitchen Mikey was standing with the most evil look on his face. Some of the other boys had gathered to see what was going on and were shocked to see what was happening. Luckily for you it didn’t look as if this was what you had planned. Harry winked at you and exited the kitchen lightly bashing Mikey on the shoulder as he left.
You ran up to your boyfriend and held him tightly not caring that the boys were still here you attached your lips to his as they moved in sync. The boys awkwardly shuffled away and you were left in a make out session with your hero!

Mikey leaves for tour soon!

Mikey leaves for tour soon!

Michaels on tour.

Michaels on tour.

You’re a Porn Star?

marrymedanhowell:

How come I just found this and it’s been sitting in my drafts for 124853 years???

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How about fuck yes. Great prompt idea. Thanks for requesting!

You should be able to figure out by the title that this is smut and if you can’t you’re probably too young to read this.

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Best smut I’ve ever read good job!! Xxx

Imagine telling Dan you can’t do it anymore then walking out of his life.

-Sorry not sorry!

Imagine telling Dan you can’t do it anymore then walking out of his life.

-Sorry not sorry!

Imagine filming Luke after he fell asleep playing a song he made for you.

Imagine filming Luke after he fell asleep playing a song he made for you.

Inspirational shit here

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Dan Howell imagine. All it takes is you

Hey can you do a Dan Howell imagine where y/n is an actress and he has a HUGE crush on her. Then he ends up messing everything up.
-Anonymous

A/N: Sure thing lil’ lady. Tried to make it as long as possible ^_^

Dan’s P.O.V: I walked along the red carpet until we were stopped by an interviewer.
“Hello Dan. Phil. Are you excited about today’s sneak preview of ‘Mr Popular and I’ ?” He smiled removing the mic from his lips and handed it to me and Phil.
“I’m defiantly excited. Y/N is an amazing actress and her and Channing Tatum have done a really good job.” Phil smiled then turned to wave at some fans.
“What about you Dan what are you thoughts on the matter?” Him and Phil both turned to me as I struggled to answer.
“Well every film Y/N is in is good, so I’m sure this will be equally as satisfying.” I chuckled. Suddenly cheers were heard from behind us and I spun round to see Y/N in all her glory. Her dress fit her structure perfectly and her hair was put up in a beautiful up doe everything about her was beautiful. Everything. She waved and smiled, signing a few autographs, she walked alone which was surprising because she was due to come with her boyfriend.
“Dan, I think you should close your mouth… You might catch flies.” Phil laughed. Y/N and I made eye contact for a short amount of time she smiled and waved. I smiled back and looked down trying to hide my blush. The interviewer we were with had disappeared to get a piece of the action.
We made our way into the hall where a projected screen had the trailer of ‘Mr Popular and I” playing on repeat. I watched Y/N as she approached Channing Tatum and gave him a smile and a kiss on the cheek. I couldn’t help but sigh.
“Are you okay Dan?” Phil asked trying to find out who I was looking at.
“No I’m fine don’t worry about me. I’m good. Really I am wonderful couldn’t be better.” I replied all to quickly for Phil to take in and he gave me a concerned glance before turning to watch the trailer for the 3rd time. I returned to looking at Y/N but she was already looking at me. I smiled shyly and she did the same, whispering something in her neighbours ear. She got up and walked towards me. I suddenly got hot and bothered, extremely insecure and above all else worried. She came to sit next to me and Phil. Phil suddenly became aware of what was going on and eagerly came to join in the conversation.
“Hey, Dan and Phil right?” She asked nervously correctly pointing to each of us. Phil nodded smiling and I just stared.
“Y-You know my name?” I stuttered. She looked at me in a mixture of disbelief and confusion.
“Yeah I’ve been on your radio one show twice and interviewed you.” She laughed and turned to Phil who was rolling his eyes at my stupidity. Suddenly the host announced food and Phil immediately got up to attend waving to us both.
“Are you okay Dan?” She asked worried. She put a hand to my forehead and felt my boiling skin beneath her soft silky hands that were decorated with pretty nail art. She laughed.
“You could fry an egg on your head yah know.” She laughed again.
I went to grab a napkin to dab my fore head but instead knocked her drink all down her dress. She jumped backwards. Channing Tatum ran over to her obviously realising what happened and gave me a surprised look.
“Are you okay Y/N?” He asked. She just smiled widely. She nodded and someone called him over so he left with an apology.
“I am SO sorry Y/N.” I bit my lip ashamed.
“Its okay, really it is. Can you please go to my car and grab the bag in the back? I’ll be in the unisex toilets.” And with that she handed be her keys and ran off.
I trailed my way to her huge car, way way off my price limit and extremely shiny. I grabbed the bag and ran into the toilets. Handing her the bag she quickly stripped down in front of me reaching for a Glamour’s short dress. My mouth opened so wide, my jaw probably reached the floor.
“Dan calm down, I’m sure you’ve seen plenty of girls body’s with a face like that.” She smiled lifting my jaw so it closed then adjusting her hair she took my hand.
“Y/N I’m sorry again.” I looked down.
“Its okay honestly.” She lifted my chin. We looked deeply into each others eyes. But my brown orbs instinctively trailed down to her glossy lips. She took the hint and pressed them to mine lovingly. After she released me she laughed I must of been as red as a tomato. I laughed with her and we returned to the hall hand in hand.

A/N: Don’t ask why Channing Tatum was in it! Hope it was alright ^_^

“I have finally finished the Kik account so if you want to roleplay my username is: ItsAubreysUniverse and I do anything but keep it clean and if I don’t reply then I’m either asleep or at school so sorry bout that :)”

sweatpantsandsportsbras:

IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER OK OK

Lol

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scrapbookbeta:

Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one

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I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened  He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens. 

bitch were getting you a puppy ok

#we are tumblr and we like getting people pets #and that’s as productive as we get

Keep going for the puppy!!!

She needs dah puppy!

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Ahhhhh

Omg guys I have kik: itsaubreysuniverse

And I was wandering if anyone wanted to roleplay (keeping it clean) about anyone really and maybe we can do 'private chats' or group chats!! So like find me on kik and we can roleplay if you want just an idea!?!

If I don't reply I'm probably at school or sleeping!!

I'll set it up tomorrow and send out a message when I'm done!!!!

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